My books are open for readings!!

Because they’re numerology and astrology based, I will need some personal information from you, like your DOB, (approximate) time of birth, full name, and any questions you might have. 


It gets confusing trying to chase down multiple clients when they've paid but I have no information to start the reading. Putting the information in the Notes box during checkout ensures that I have the correct information from each client.

  • The turnaround time for a reading is typically 24-48 hours but if I'm getting busy that might change. If I feel like I am running behind I will advise my clients so that there is no one experiences any anxiety wondering what is happening.
  • I tend to tell it like it is. I’m a nice person in my readings, but if you’re being a turd I won’t dress it up and tell you how awesome you are. 
  • I can’t diagnose illnesses or give you legal advice.
  • I also won’t do Twin Flame readings - let me save you some money: they’re not your soul mates. Twin flame entanglements are toxic, emotionally unhealthy situationships where (more often than not) women get yanked around and I won’t indulge that thinking here. 


The State of NY would like me to let you know that my readings are for entertainment purposes only and do not constitute official advice from any sort of licensed professional, particularly but not limited to, law, medicine, or finance.